Cynic clinic

Fancy words dont charm her,
theres no use getting lyrical
coz she'll always remain cynical
yer never gonna turn the corner
does it make you sick?
pay a visit to the cynic clinic

acting nice dont please her
being a gent wont really pay
with her you're never in the fray
she'll think you're trying to con her
does it make you feel like a prick?
pay a visit to the cynic clinic

you might start acting kooky
that turns her on like crazy
but you're too mature for that you see
thats how it crumbles,the cookie
cant figure out what makes her tick?
pay a visit to the cynic clinic

now and then she'll give you a peek
to revive yer sagging hope
you'll feel high like yer on dope
she'll then knock you down, you freak
do you need a walkin stick?
pay a visit to the cynic clinic

you'll get back on yer feet
and start lookin elsewhere
you'll forget her you swear
but ya know thats no mean feat
looking to learn a new trick?
pay a visit to the cynic clinic

and when you find new dames
you'll start comparing them to her
you'll have to play those mind games
when will you learn you square?
does it make you sick?
pay a visit to the cynic clinic